| At age 4 success is … | not peeing in your pants. |
| At age 12 success is … | having friends. |
| At age 16 success is … | having a drivers license. |
| At age 35 success is … | having money. |
| At age 50 success is … | having money. |
| At age 70 success is … | having a drivers license. |
| At age 75 success is … | having friends. |
| At age 80 success is … | not peeing in your pants.. |