Rebooting the World
/ Mario Konrad
What to do if we had to reboot the world... and reinvent all technology...
- Put Bill Gates in a rocket
- Send the rocket to Pluto
- Triple the worldwide production of coffee
- Make sure Bill Gates is still on his way to Pluto.
- Ask Damian Conway if he could rewrite Perl in Latin (again).
- Ask project SETI to not listen to the area of the sky near Pluto.
- Ask Linus Torvalds to rewrite MacOS using only a piece of wood and some rock.
- Tell Larry Ellison that if he wants to be as big as Bill Gates, he has to go to Pluto too.
- Make Richard Stallman the new pope.
- Make sure those damn monkeys don't get too intelligent.