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What to do if we had to reboot the world… and reinvent all technology…

• Put Bill Gates in a rocket
• Send the rocket to Pluto
• Triple the worldwide production of coffee
• Make sure Bill Gates is still on his way to Pluto.
• Ask Damian Conway if he could rewrite Perl in Latin (again).
• Ask project SETI to not listen to the area of the sky near Pluto.
• Ask Linus Torvalds to rewrite MacOS using only a piece of wood and some rock.
• Tell Larry Ellison that if he wants to be as big as Bill Gates, he has to go to Pluto too.
• Make Richard Stallman the new pope.
• Make sure those damn monkeys don’t get too intelligent.