|You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
||You spend the majority of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
|You get three meals a day.
||You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
|You can watch TV and play games.
||You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
|You get your own toilet.
||You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
|All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
||You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
|You must deal with sadistic wardens.
||They are called “supervisors.”