1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux
1972: Moving to California because it’s cool
2002: Moving to California because it’s warm
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM
1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian
1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint
1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal’s office
2002: Calling the principal’s office
1972: Disco
2002: Costco
1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1972: Passing the drivers’ test
2002: Passing the vision test
1972: Whatever
2002: Depends