NT Chicken Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.

Win 95 Chicken You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like … chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM) It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

Unix Chicken There’s no real reason to cross the road. Just make a symbolic link to the chicken anywhere you want it to be.

OOP Chicken It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler Chicken First it builds the road …

C Chicken It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken The chicken wouldn’t have to cross the road, you’d simply refer to him already on the other side.

VB Chicken USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

Java Chicken If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side for you.

Web Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken Can’t cluck, can’t fly, and can’t lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

Cray Chicken Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don’t dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus Chicken Don’t you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

Mac Chicken No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there’s no way to tell it to do so.